In which Molotov cocktails mix in a teapot

~Late late at night~
I walked up to the front door of the castle and found a small box addressed to Seycax. “Humph. I wonder what it is. Naw I shouldn’t. Huh WTF.” And with that I opened it. It was a brand new teapot. Pure white well for the first second he was holding it. Then it was stained with small drops of blood coming from the huge gash on his chest. “Shame. It was very beautiful.” He looked down at the huge cut, “I should probably go stitch this up.” He opened the door and quickly ran to the infirmary, not paying any heed to the oddly clean castle.
~ONE HOUR LATER~ “Ow. Fuck. Why the hell do I even try?” Braxyd was trying to stitch up the gash on his chest. “Need some help?” said a familiar voice, the one that he truly trusted in the organization. “Xahnan. Oh thank god you’re here. Can you finish, I got…” “Yeah four stitches, I can see Brax.” She said playing, while taking the needle from his hands.
“Hey how’d you know I was in here? I didn’t tell anyone I was coming back.” Said Braxyd wincing from the burning pain in his pectoral muscle.
“Haven’t you noticed how clean it is here? We can actually use the motions sensors now that crap isn’t in their way.” She said with a smile. “I bet you are wondering how I got so clean with max being out and all.”
“Yeah I kinda was. Usually she makes everything into an effin pig styyyy…” said Braxyd trailing off in pain as Xahnan poked a nerve in his chest. “That really hurt number five. Please don’t puncture my nerves.” Said Braxyd oddly calm and not chewing off her head for hurting him.
“Well we got a new member. He is guy, so you should be happy to hear about that. He cooks he cleans, and he even brings out the nice side in maxy. He is really sweet, and everyone but number two likes him, and that’s only because he cooked with seafood. But really he is nice.” She blushed a little at the next statement, “I think maxy likes him. I’m not sure but she really acts like it around him.”
With that Braxyd took the needle back from her, with bottled up rage, “I can get it from here. Where is the little Bogart sleeping?”
V sensed that Brax was going to do something bad and said, “Im just the messenger, it was all Seycax’s idea trust me…” “I wont hurt you just tell me where he is sleeping,” he said eyeing Seycax’s new teapot and the bottle of medical alcohol that was very flammable.
“You won’t hurt me?” said number five
“Naw just tell me and you can go back to bed.
“VI put him in your room, and is having him sleep in your bed.” Said Xahnan cringing and getting ready for a right hook in the face, but was surprised that he only gave her a friendly hug and a “good job”.
He put in the last stitch grabbed the teapot and alcohol and headed for his room.
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“Hey dip shit get out of my bed!” screamed Braxyd as he tossed the make shift Molotov cocktail onto his fire proofed bed.
“AHHHHHH,” screamed Lexamich as the hot napalm burned on the fire proofed sheets on top of him. Braxyd just laughed at the boy’s screams. “Ha-ha. This is my room. Do you really think that I would make every thing fire proof?” Braxyd willed the fire to die down and eventually go out.
The screams emitted by lex must have woken the whole castle, because in an instant the entire organization was in Braxyd’s room with weapons at the ready. What followed was a chorus of gasps and “why did you leave” and “oh god we missed you” and many painful hugs on the account of the fresh cut in his chest. The most awkward hug of all was the never ending hug from Maxsodin, she just wouldn’t let go. “Why are you hugging me? I just thought that you would want to hug this little sonofabitch.” Said Braxyd motioning to Lexamich.
“I just feel really bad about…” awkward pause, “about that cut of yours.” Now peppy and bright. “It must really hurt.”
“You should know you ca…” said Braxyd cut off by a strange yet not unwanted kiss.
“Ugh max that is disgusting, quit sucking Braxyd’s face and let him tell us all about his mission with Mickey.” Said Xahssa punching her in the arm to get her to cut it out.
“yeah I have to tell you all about how mickey and I drove our minds to the edge and dove into the ultimate realm of darkness to see the old org again, to get info about our past’s. it was really quite interesting. I have so much to tell you.” Glare at Maxsodin, “all of you”