Sunday, March 27, 2011

Extract from the Diary of Maxsodin

If I were the Superior:

  1. There would be no one else
  2. Okay, scratch that. I need people to command
  3. Uh... there would be LESS people.
  4. Like, four or something
  5. NO ONE COULD BUG ME
  6. NO ONE COULD QUESTION ME OR MY MOTIVES
  7. NO ONE WOULD STOP ME IF I DESIRED TO DO SOMETHING STUPID
  8. Number 7 could be broken in certain circumstances that I shall not name for the sake of space
  9. Our mission would be to rule every world we can
  10. We would readily die in the process of obtaining our goal
  11. We would not meddle with the Light
  12. We would not meddle with the Darkness
  13. Scratch number 9. Our new mission is to find a way to bring back Xemnas and them
  14. Insanity will be tolerated. Directly disobeying orders will not.

Reasons I am NOT the Superior:
  1. All 14 things listed above
  2. Wow, ironic. 14.
  3. I am a completely insane, messed up, blood-thirsty, easily manipulated idiot slave of my own power
  4. I am stubborn
  5. I cannot admit when I am in the wrong
  6. Self-esteem is all I have left
  7. Nexan is a better Superior to the power of 32

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